Rule of thumb: If you don’t know me i.e. we have never met, spoken or engaged in any way shape or form, don’t friend me on Facebook!

Or anywhere else for that matter. I don’t give a shit that we have 40 friends in common and if it’s zero, even worse! How desperate are you for attention if you send a friend request to a stranger? Unless I can sit around a table, cup of hot chocolate in hand and have a decent conversation with you, I’m not interested.

While I’m at it, don’t send me random application, group or event invites. And for Pete’s sake, don’t send me hotness ratings.

Unless you can add value to my textured some what manic, crazy, happy life I’m afraid the ignore button will be your friend.

Pff.